The Ultimate State's Witness
Now that PM Netanyahu’s dog, Kaiya, has passed on and all the cats in the Netanyahus’ yard have turned state's witnesses, the last, desperate move left for the police to make is… to turn Netanyahu himself into a state's witness!!!
Brilliant, isn’t it?
Netanyahu will tell all. He will be elected by the entire, cheering nation to become President of Israel and will found the Netanyahu Center for ….whatever. And we can all calm down.
Why didn’t we think of that sooner?